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musefoo ([info]musefoo) wrote,
@ 2009-09-07 08:22:00

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Current location:what's with the houseguests?
Current mood: curious
Current music:Oingo Boingo - Only A Lad
Entry tags:death to the fourth wall!, koteth, troupe

awake asleep
Perhaps if we're nice, he'll go away
He'll go away?

Hey there Johnny you really don't fool me
You get away with murder and you think it's funny
You don't give a damn if we live or if we die,
Hey there Johnny boy
I hope you fry!


I don't care what that crap he's drawn all over him s'posed to mean.

He touches my Funyuns, he is a dead man. Elf. Thing.

Least he looks like he's made of meat. Meat that's gone a bit off, yei, greenish hue. But meat anyways.

Can't rightly kill the other one. He's right hard t' stab. Gets all...flinty...when y'poke him too hard.

Honestly. She's got horrific taste in men. 'Cept fer me, o' course.



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Say, Now.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:25 pm UTC (link)
I take exception t'that remark, soldier.

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Re: Say, Now.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:26 pm UTC (link)
'S different, sir--yer the General, see?

Should I knuckle my forehead?

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Re: Say, Now.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:27 pm UTC (link)
Keep diggin'. *Snort.* Looks like a right pretty grave from here.

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Re: Say, Now.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:28 pm UTC (link)
...Do we really have to do this? Now?

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Re: Say, Now.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:30 pm UTC (link)
We're outnumbered, atscha, kiija 'laiyn. I don't like this. Neither does our man, here. Seems t've forgotten the taste of respect.

I intend to remind him. 'S all.

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Re: Say, Now.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Like fun! Why don't both o' you go be soaking yer heads before I smash 'em together?

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Well.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:33 pm UTC (link)
...If we're all going to yell at such incredible volume and run about waking folks up, may I take a moment to interject--

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Re: Well.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:34 pm UTC (link)
! Not you, too. Get gone, witch-woman.

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Re: Well.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:36 pm UTC (link)
...Seconded.

You see, I can talk just as they do. Yet I was cast aside. For a bunch of men. Outsider men from elsewhere. It's nearly more than I can stand.

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Re: Well.
[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:39 pm UTC (link)
Watch your tone with me, fang-face, or I'll have you farting toads until you die.

Aww, duckie. Feeling ungrateful? Poor baby. I never even got anything. Just a cameo. As the drunk lesbian aunt.

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:42 pm UTC (link)
LOOK, everyone, everybody just SHUT UP fer a second.

We have to come up with a plan. If we're gonna get rid of the new blood.

Gotta make it look like an accident. That's gonna take teamwork.

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:44 pm UTC (link)
If you think for an instant that warming my sheets means you get to tell me what to do--!

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:45 pm UTC (link)
Hah! No one can tell you what do to, can they? Gods know this well!

Look, d'you want them dead, or not?

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:46 pm UTC (link)
I knew I should have killed you when you turned your back to me.

...Oh, my. How very Hans Christien Andersen.

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:48 pm UTC (link)
AS I was saying.

The enemy is out there, not in here. Except, of course, that they are in here. And we would all like them evicted as soon as possible, correct?

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:50 pm UTC (link)
...You are a she-devil.

Marry. Me. Marry me hard. <3

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:51 pm UTC (link)
I'd sooner kiss a house-elf, thank you.

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:52 pm UTC (link)
Now, see, if'n I was having the least idea what that might be, I've the oddest feeling I'd get real upset.

C'mon, pretty. I'm so irritating an' all, then come over here and hurt me.

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:53 pm UTC (link)
...No.

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:54 pm UTC (link)
Please?

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:56 pm UTC (link)
Forget it, handsome. She lost her wand up her backside someplace, judgin' by that face she's makin'.

C'mere. It's nicer over here by me.

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[info]musefoo
2009-09-07 12:58 pm UTC (link)
BRIN. <3

My very ownliest beautiful beautiful gorgeous witch, whom I love. Never leave me.

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